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Maa Bachy ko Liye Ro rahi thi

Funny sms @>1 Maa Bachy ko Liye Ro rahi thi ek Admi ne, Rone ki wja pochi, Orat Ne kaha k Mera bacha Bimar hy or Dawa k liy Pese nhi Admi ne 1000 ka not dia or kaha Jao dawa lo or 100 rpe ka doodh b...

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Bhai ko bhai se juda kr deti hai “GF”

Misleading sms Bhai ko bhai se juda kr deti hai "GF" Ma ko baity se juda kr deti hai "GF" Bv ko shohar se Lara deti hai "GF" Insan ko dunya se juda kr deti hai "GF" Ghar mai jhagra paida kr deti hai...

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One Philosopher said: Every Wife is a ‘Mistress’ of Her Husband

Husband Wife sms One Philosopher said: Every Wife is a 'Mistress' of Her Husband . . . 'MISS' For One Year And 'STRESS' For Rest of the Life.

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A Nice Person will always be in memory.

Anmol Moti sms A Nice Person will always be in memory. A Better Person will always be in dreams. But THE Sincere person will always be in heart.

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Khaak Mutthi Mein Liye Qabar Ki Main Sochta H0on,

Poetry sms Khaak Mutthi Mein Liye Qabar Ki Main Sochta H0on, Hum Jo Martey Hain To Phir Khuwaab Kidhar Jaatey Hain.

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U r my “DAWLANCE” Q k dawlance reliable he

Friendship sms U r my "DAWLANCE" Q k dawlance reliable he U r my "PEL" Aj b kal b U r my "WAVES" Naam hi kafi he U r my "ORIENT" Pehli chahat U r my "Habib" Q k ye dil ka mamla he & I'm ur "SUFI"...

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How can i believe when “lie” just lies in the centre of “believe”,

Public sms How can i believe when "lie" just lies in the centre of "believe", How can i love when there is "over" in "lover" How can i be friends with any1 when we know "end" is there in "friend" How...

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Be’faida Hay Zinddagi Men Logon Ka Hujoom, “Saqi”

Urdu Poetry sms Be'faida Hay Zinddagi Men Logon Ka Hujoom, "Saqi" Pur Khaloos Jo Mill Jaay, To Eik Shakhs Hi Kaafi Hay..!!

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Height of good luck

Student Teacher sms Height of good luck teacher: Hey! Stand up, tell me two pronouns . . . . . . Student: who? Me? . . . . . . Teacher: very good, sit down

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Mr & Mrs Smith went for picnic..

Intelligence Questions (IQ TEST) Mr & Mrs Smith went for picnic.. Mrs Smith has 5 sons n each son have 7 daughters whom have 1 baby each.. then how many people went for picnic??

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SEVEN promises should be taken before choosing BBA.

School College sms SEVEN promises should be taken before choosing BBA. 1: I have already enjoyed my life in childhood and d0n't want to enj0y anym0re ... 2: I love tensions ... 3: I love to work on...

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1 Danishwar se pochha gya: Ghussa kya hy..?

Cute sms 1 Danishwar se pochha gya: Ghussa kya hy..? Bohat Khoobsurat Jawab mila: "Kisi ki ghalti ki saza khud ko dena..

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Some Names Of Rehmat-UL-Alameen MOHAMMED (Peace Be Upon Him)

Islamic Info sms Some Names Of Rehmat-UL-Alameen MOHAMMED (Peace Be Upon Him) 1-In Quran (Mohammed & Ahmed) 2-In Zaboor (Aaqib) 3-In Toraat (Maaz) 4-In Bible (Farqaleet) 5-In Heaven (Abdul Kareem)...

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SHEIKH Shadi Wali Raat Apni BV Sy:Apna Haath Idhar Meri Trf Lao..

Sheikh sms SHEIKH Shadi Wali Raat Apni BV Sy:Apna Haath Idhar Meri Trf Lao.. BV Ny Sharma K Hath Aagy Brha Dia Aor Aankhain Bnd Kr Leen.. Jab Thori Dair me Aankhain Kholeen To SHEIKH Marker Sy ungli...

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Sardar ne purani motercycle ko 5, 5, k noton se sajaya hua tha.

Sardar sms Sardar ne purani motercycle ko 5, 5, k noton se sajaya hua tha. Dost: oye aye ki? Sardar:mino karigar ne kia c edey utay rupayye la theek hojey gi

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The fire of hell wil nt touch a prson who recites

Wazaef sms The fire of hell wil nt touch a prson who recites "Allahumma Ajirni Minan Naar"7 times aftr Fajr & Magrib If u choose to frwd it,it wil b Sadqa jaria 4 u & me.

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Soch k jawab dain agar intellegent hain to

Intelligence Questions sms Soch k jawab dain agar intellegent hain to 1-"SHEHD"se ziyada meetha ,.........hai 2- SURAJ se ziyada garm ,.........., hy 3- BADSHAH ko ,...........,chahiye 4- "FAKEER" k...

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Aqwal-e-Zareen…. Behtreen Insan wo hy

Misleading sms Aqwal-e-Zareen.... Behtreen Insan wo hy . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Jis ka ap msg prh rhy hen;-) Thank you! sb ko btany ki zrorat nai aiwain e bnda famous ho jata ha.

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Pathan Apni Girlfrnd Se: Mere Dil Main Ek Bat Ha.

Pathan sms Pathan Apni Girlfrnd Se : Mere Dil Main Ek Bat Ha. Girl: Keh Do. Pathan: Ni Mjhy Sharam Aati Ha. Girl: Kaho Na! . . . . Pathan: Mujy tmhra bhai acha lgta hy

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All Dear’s are not Nears, and all Nears are not Dears

Anmol Moti sms All Dear's are not Nears, and all Nears are not Dears, It is easy to remember the Nears, but very difficult to forget the Dears.

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